This afternoon is totally nuts!. Literally everything that happened is just wild. I can't wrap my head around it.

This complete mess has left me feeling flabbergasted. Let me take a breath to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a dream. I just can't believe it.

Can You Believe This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I spotted a monkey wearing a hat. It looked totally comfortable. You could say it was the most peculiar thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!

Truly I Can't Believe That!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's insane. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw dropped. This has to be a dream, get more info right?

• I'm shocked
• Make it stop!
• Help me out here

Can You Imagine What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't believe what just took place. I was walking down the street when all of a sudden this massive bird flew down from the sky. It was wearing a tiny hat! This is the truth. It just stood there for a moment, then took off running. I am so confused by what I just witnessed.

Unbelievable! totally astonishing

Can you believe that? I can barely comprehend {what just happened|. It's beyond|belief. I swear this is {thefact. That story is so outrageous, I almost doubt it's real..

• Perhaps it was a illusion? {I just can'tfigure out this.

This is Beyond Belief

This discovery is absolutely ridiculous. I don't understand what I've just heard. It's like something out of a movie. The truth is stranger than fiction.

• Am I dreaming?
• I need to pinch myself

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This opens up a whole new world.